Straight white christian men-are you being persecuted?

i just feel that barack HUSSEIN obama and his multicultural maoist friends have come into my home and have taken my family and destroyed it. the other day, i caught myself at a gay bar drinking a cosmo. my kids refuse to eat meat. my wife wears tie die! and then she traded in our Hummer for a Smartcar! when i brought home a christmas tree, she would have shot me had our guns not been taken away because she said the tree released CO2 in the air when it was cut down! WHAT'S HAPPENING TO US AND OUR FAMILY!!!!!???